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Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment. Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver.When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.
" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.
Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas Current Status: Kept in a scantly used test chamber and brought out during staff birthday parties.